Wolves Riding Bears.

When you're friends with perky people, they generally bitch and gossip about you more than you'd prefer. I have a friend, who will remain nameless, but it's fair to say, his mouth is forever spilling important information that he really shouldn't be telling people. Even to me, which, even though I know I can keep secrets, and wouldn't bitch about a friend, I can tell that if he can just tell me that, he would tell someone else just as easily, and is that person he could be telling reliable? Who knows, but my point is that he's been saying stuff about my private life (and has done for a while) to just his and (I guess) my friends, and I don't think its his place to and then continues to tease me about them. I tell him things because I feel I can trust him, and that he understands me, but clearly, I don't know anyone like that, so I make do with people like him.

And he's the kind of person everyone adores, so you could never NOT be friends with him. And not that I'm complete for that, but the more he does this kind of stuff, the more I just want him to fuck off and never return.